ho hum: the cutest thing. ever. in all of 2011 and... →
This little girl makes me want to chase butterflies in the park and giggle. And her daddy—oooweee :D
música buena →
loves her to pieces.
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ho hum: don't judge me →
i’ll be the first to admit: i was not aware of tunisia until egypt.
ho hum: eats
I have been having the most outrageous cravings. Guacamole, now. And spicy Utz.
Somebody help me unnastand so I can stop judging... →
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Boogie Chronicles: WHAT?!
Hella long but it cracked me the fuck up.
Boogie is reading to me before he goes to bed. It's a book called Animals and all he does is name the animals and make the sound or action that goes with said animal. Somehow, we started talking about what you make out of animals and it was all downhill from there...
Boogie: So what do you do with a sheep?
Me: You know how when you get a haircut, you have to pick up all the hair and throw in the trash?
Me: Well, sheep's wool you take it and you use it to make sweaters and blankets.
Boogie: Oh... and then the sheep grows more hair. What about a pig?
Boogie: What do you make from pigs?
Me: Well, some people eat pigs.
Me: Yes like... bacon and sausage and pepperoni and ham...
Boogie: Stop! Stop!
*pretends to faint onto his pillow*
Boogie: I can't hear anymore. *eyes closed, arm draped dramatically over his head*
Boogie: What about the chickens?
Me: You don't want to know...
Boogie: Yes I do...
Boogie: WHAT?! What the---
Me: I know.
Boogie: I'm going to turn the page now.
*This page is filled with baby animals that you match with their parents*
Boogie: The bunny goes with Rabbit... the kitten goes with the cat... the dog goes with the puppy
Me: Good job
He turns the page
Boogie: I know what a baby fish is called. Fishsticks.
Me: No. Fishsticks are made out of fish. Baby fish are just baby fish.
Boogie: Fishsticks... are made out of fish?? What about corndogs?!
Me: *sigh* Sometimes cows, pigs and chickens
Boogie: Stop telling me things!
Me: You asked!
Boogie: No more reading. I don't want to know what you do with dogs and cats.
Me: ME?! I'm not doing anything!
Boogie: *side eyes me*
Then he pulls his Toy Story blanket over him and turns his back on me.
Boogie: Good night, mommy. I hope you don't eat kittens!
ho hum: plans
i always feel amped to read write study apply…until I sit down on my bed. everything i had planned for the evening is forgotten.
ho hum: dating
i said that i hate it because i haven’t had the best time doing it. but i’m just such a rookie, it’s gonna take a couple misses + mistakes before i get it right.
how’s this thing work? …